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I'd prefer if you performed it comme sa!

Your pirate name is:

Dirty Roger Bonney

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

I don't think that's right.
Let me try it again.

Your pirate name is:

Dirty Roger Kidd

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Why am I dirty?!

Your pirate name is:

Dirty Roger Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

dammit! still dirty! But Rackham's a cool name.
Red Rackham's treasure, here we come!

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this is so cute!

That baby made me sleepy!

hee hee hee

mmmmmm. I made myself an extra thick and delicious milkshake. yum yum yummy!

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herodotusjr
Aug. 18th, 2003 11:49 am (UTC)
Yar. You're obviously dirty because ye don't bathe often enough, matey. Me, I bathe at least once a month, whether I need it or not.

Yours-- er, I mean, Yar!s,

Mad Sam Flint

P.S. Rackham is the name of the Michigan Graduate School. It IS a cool name.
apocalypselater
Aug. 18th, 2003 12:38 pm (UTC)
arrr... ye be right. I be stinking up the place! arrr....
themonkey
Aug. 18th, 2003 03:34 pm (UTC)
"Before we pull the plug, Mr Monkey, is there anything in life you wanted more of?"
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What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
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apocalypselater
Aug. 18th, 2003 05:36 pm (UTC)
Re: "Before we pull the plug, Mr Monkey, is there anything in life you wanted more of?"
hahaha!
Good work, Mr Monkey. I'll try not to laugh to hard at the funeral. :P
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