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"The contract extension between Best Brains and Sci-Fi Channel expires at the end of January. No further extensions are planned. MST3K will leave the television, perhaps forever, at 11 a.m. Eastern and Pacific time, on January 31, 2004, when episode 912- THE SCREAMING SKULL ends."

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :*(

1/3 - 9 a.m. - [1011] HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND

1/10 - 9 a.m. - [819] INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN

1/17 - 9 a.m. - [1008] FINAL JUSTICE

1/24 - 9 a.m. - [1006] BOGGY CREEK II

1/31 - 9 a.m. - [912] THE SCREAMING SKULL (with short: ROBOT RUMPUS)

but that's wrong. Final Justice is on now. That's what I came to post about
Final Justice starring Joe Don Baker takes place in Malta and I thought arielgodwin would like the Malta jokes.

Malta! A nation and a country. Malta is a small archipelago in the Mediterranean Sea, near Sicily. The knights of St. John founded Malta in the middle ages. Industries are ship-building, manufacturing, and tourism.
That's all the hard data, now onto the good stuff. It's interesting to note that the country's population of three-hundred-fifty-thousand contains more women than men! Especially since the men are so women-y in the first place. It's no wonder Malta is one of the most conquered islands in history, what with the Maltese men who consistantly wet themselves and surrender at the sight of anyone remotely bigger than them.

Read the whole bit:
http://www.mst3kinfo.com/ward_e/bit1008d.html

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