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Top Ten Ways To Irritate Alex Trebek presented by "Jeopardy" Champion Ken Jennings

10. "Ask him on air, 'So who did your Botox?'"

9. "Instead of responding, get his attention by throwing nickels at his head"

8. "Buzz in without using your hands"

7. "Give Courtney Love directions to his house"

6. "Whenever he says the word 'potpourri,' you mumble, 'Woman'"

5. "Tell him he's no Wink Martindale"

4. "Remind him that although he's a naturalized citizen, he'll always be a product of the evil Canadian empire"

3. "Complain that he's not nearly as Trebek-y in person"

2. "Your only response: 'Who gives a rat's ass?'"

1. "Insist on buying a vowel"

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audesapere
Jul. 14th, 2004 02:23 pm (UTC)
hahahahahhahaha!!!!!

or you could call him Alx Trbk and then offer to buy HIM some vowels.
apocalypselater
Jul. 14th, 2004 02:41 pm (UTC)
haha! :D
cilohabla
Jul. 14th, 2004 02:31 pm (UTC)
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-Dima
apocalypselater
Jul. 14th, 2004 02:42 pm (UTC)
Ted Rall is awesome. I haven't read his stuff in too long. :(
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apocalypselater
Jul. 15th, 2004 09:57 am (UTC)
I was too!
But he opened up a can of whoop-ass in double jeopardy. :D
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