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Jul. 31st, 2004

This Modern World by Tom Tomorrow
7/6/2004
The candidate...
Tim Russert: Senator Kerry, is light a wave or a particle?
John Kerry: Well, Tim, Quantum Mechanics teaches us that light exhibits the characteristics of both a wave and a particle--so either theory can be considered valid under definable circumstances!
The commentary...
1: That's John Kerry for you--always trying to straddle both sides of the issue!
2: Can't he take a firm stand on anything?
3: Which is, Senator Kerry--wave or particle?

The candidate...
Tim Russert: Mr. President--can you spell the word "cat"?
Dubya: Oh gee--you're really putting my on the spot! Lot of pressure here! Wish you'd given me this one in advance! Let's see... K-A-T?
The commentary...
1: He was really, really close!
2: Nobody expexts the president to be a championship speller!
3: The important thing is that he says what he believes! That's real leadership!

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lemur_cat
Aug. 1st, 2004 10:29 am (UTC)
Haha, Bush is dumb.
apocalypselater
Aug. 1st, 2004 10:58 am (UTC)
haha! yeah...
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