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Jun. 18th, 2003

pornomatic (thanks mirandathejoy

Happy Fun Story!
by Bob

There you are, lounging around the public library wearing nothing but a three-piece suit with women's panties underneath when suddenly the phone rings. Surprised, you put fresh batteries in the butt plug and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses grinning. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you start dancing seductively, shocked by the size of the cock that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's the Dallas Chamber of Commerce arguing over who will have you first. Being the gracious host, you suck all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of pot as 5 people are now writhing in a pile on the floor fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see Barbara Walters staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They turn you over to the Jehovah's Witnesses and you fuck them too as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

Well, that didn't cum out too funny. I liked the idea of the Jehovah's witnesses though.

Oscar Winner
an original screenplay concept
by Dude

Political thriller: A pimply computer nerd teams up with a cute dog named Jake to take on the mafia. In the process they accidentally kill a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they shoot 3 ewoks and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after.
Think Priscilla, Queen of the Desert meets 2 Fast, 2 Furious.

3 Fast, 3 Furious
an original screenplay concept
by Triple-Y

Action: A precocious child teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to find the true meaning of love. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a nun. By the end of the movie they run away from 46 cable cars and end up winning the admiration of their parents, living happily ever after.
Think Ernest Goes to Camp meets It's Pat!.


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